• What you said: I don't believe in god.
  • What they think you said: I have anal sex with the devil.

back to The Shadows: The Big Bang Theory theme song :)

backtotheshadows:

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait…
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the…

Lol!!! I actually sang it lol #DayMade